Friday, January 1, 2010

hire me!!

I am bilingual in spanish
I have professional problem solving skills
I can sell ice to an Eskimo, fire to a fire-ant, and water to a whale.
I am really knowledgeable in professional photography, digital image enhancing and lighting
I am familiar with adobe photoshop, dreamweaver, lightroom, ftp, vbulletin, wordpress, and all windows platforms
I can repair computer software and hardware problems. I can upgrade your ram.
I can brainstorm ideas for award winning movie scripts and short stories
I can travel if needed. I have a clean driving record.
I can fix bikes. I can work on cars and forklifts, but I hate doing that.
I am a lethal over the phone.
I once defended my office from an army of ants by using a glass of water and a toothpick.
I can paint blue in five different colors.

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