The kitchen:
Dishes pile up as high as the ceiling, my brothers wash the stuff they need to use and thats it.
I have a community refrigerator: whatever you put in there is up for grabs. Expect for your leftovers to be rapidly consumed by an unknown assailant
There is always cereal but never any milk
Random stuff gets piled onto the kitchen table never to be cleared or claimed.
Something spills it never gets cleaned, only ignored. Dont ever walk barefoot
Trash can does get emptied out, we just compress it down with some foreign object as soon as it tops off
Fridge gets emptied out and will stay empty until someone breaks and goes out grocery shopping
My bedroom:
People wander in and take stuff without putting them back. I find my belongings strewn about the house [not really]
I find chips and other food crumbs on the floor and no one to come fourth about it.
Both of my doors have been once locked and ultimately kicked in. One is rigged to lock, the one leading to outside is always open. I just barricade myself in from the elements.
I never clean my room. I just rearrange junk to allow easily accessible bed, desk and clothing drawer.
I often find random beer cans in here of which Ive never drank before.
I can turn my room into an impromptu photography studio when needed [been done before]
My computer gets used without my permission [i dont know how to put a password on it, its windows 2k8 server]
If I have some people over late at night and making a lot of noise, I get a phonecall telling me to keep the noise down
The bathroom:
Surprisingly it gets cleaned often frequently, but not frequent enough.
After anyone takes a shower, the entire floor is flooded with about one inch of water.
If you leave a bath towel in there it will always end up on the floor.
You find out the hard way that we ran out of toilet paper.
Never leave your toothbrush in there. Someone seemingly goes out of their way to knock it on the floor near the toilet.
Leave your brand new bottle of body wash or shampoo in the shower, it will always end up on the floor un-capped and 75% empty.
Razors and shaving cream are okay, no one uses them other than their respective owners.
Outside:
If you park your car too far in, someone will park behind you. They are usually in a hurry and get picked up, taking the keys with them.
Yard gets cleaned every great now and then, my junk is strewn about so I guess I cant be that upset.
If you show up late someone takes your spot.
There is a car parked here thats been here for friggin ever. Nothing is wrong with it, just never gets driven.
I find beer cans from people walking by. They just love to chuck them into my yard. [we recycle, this isnt really a complaint]
Neighbors:
They throw kick ass parties. You are never invited but if you stumble into one of their shindigs you are welcomed with open arms and a cold one.
Someone gets shot, stabbed or into a fight, when the cops show up no one saw anything.
At any given time someone is out in their yard throwing a bbq and drinking.
Handing someone a beer is a universal peace offering.
People you dont know show up to your parties, but you dont care because they bring beer with them.
Someone really drunk ends up parallel parking perfectly infront of your driveway [true story]
Randomly bringing a 12 pack to a neighbor = instant party!
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